[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".
[] you have run into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond.
so far: 0

[] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 2

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 3

[] you have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.  
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[  ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

so far: 5

[sometimes, if I'm tired, so I guess this will be an x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x, shh, we all do] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 8

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't
[] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 10

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 12

Now you multiply it by 4 for your score.
Post this in your journal as 'I am ______% Insane'.